Michele and Greg’s Recipe for Baked PastaWe will keep you updated if this works.
Ingredients:Citikitty Cat Toilet Training Kit
Cat Litter
New Ikea Table
Counter Top Oven
Pasta
Paste Sauce
Cheese
Estimated Time: 6 weeks
Recipe:+ Buy Citikitty Cat Toilet Training Kit off the Internet and have it mailed to grandfather in the U.S.

+ Pick-up Cat Toilet Training Kit from Grandfather at Christmas and bring it back to France. Merry Christmas Gatsby.

+ Toilet train cat! (The website says this takes 3-6 weeks. Gatsby is smart. He’ll figure it out in 2.)
+ Remove litter box from the kitchen and order table from Ikea. Allow 2 weeks for delivery. (This step can be done at the same time as the toilet training).

+ Assemble table; 2-3 hours.

+ Buy counter-top oven from Darty during their after Christmas Sales.

+ Arrange for delivery; 1-2 weeks
+ Put oven on newly assembled Ikea table.
+ Buy paste, pasta sauce, and cheese.

+ Mix together and bake!
Serves 2 people, one dog, and one TOILET TRAINED cat
*** Warning: Be sure not to throw out the boxes from the table and oven in the morning or on Wednesday. Do this to avoid the gardien, Madam Diaz from taking your hand, dragging you into the trash room, and explaining to you in rapid French why you’ve done something (??) wrong.