Lucie's been saying quite a few funny things lately, mostly in French, so we thought we'd make a list.
"Je n'ai rien dans mes mains!" - "I've got nothing in my hands", screamed loudly, usually while crying because we've decided that she's too little to carry something fragile.
"Pauvre Lucie, elle est toute seule" - "Poor Lucie, she's all alone", in a suitably pitiful voice, while "exiled" in her bedroom, one hour after bedtime.
"Je l'ai vu avec mes yeux" - "I saw it with my eyes", as opposed to seeing it with her feet, one supposes
"J'ai froid à mes petits pieds" - "My little feet are cold", when she wants someone to help with her slippers
"Pourquoi mon pouce est tout seul, Maman?" - "Why is my thumb alone, Mommy?", or the existential questions of a 3 year old...
"Tu penses que Mickey Mouse habite là aussi?" - "Do you think that Mickey Mouse lives here also?", as we walked in front of the Sacre Coeur...
"Is George going knock-knock-knock?" while pointing at Michele's belly
"Je veux te dire un secret... y'a pas de loup dans la maison de Lucie" - "I want to tell you a secret .... there's no wolf in Lucie's house" this one actually gets said both in French and English, depending on mood, time of day, or, perhaps, wind direction, with the second half whispered for effect.
"J'ai des grosses larmes qui coulent" - "I've got big tears running down" thanks, we hadn't noticed...
Lucie: "c'est quoi ça?"
Papa: "c'est un entonnoir"
Lucie: "mais enfin Papa, il est pas noir! il est rouge!"
This one is impossible to translate, but just know that "noir" is black and "rouge" is red, that an "entonnoir" is a funnel, and that our funnel is, indeed, red.
"I'm too scary" - "Je suis trop effrayante" - or why grammar matters...
"Mommy, I'm a little bit freezing" - which bit would that be?